Apologies to Prostitutes

Let us apologize for the word whore right now, we absolutely do not mean it in a derogatory way towards you at all.  In fact, we think you are better than us.  Clearly the market values you more.  We also think it is wildly unfair that what you do is illegal but the stuff we write about is completely legal, well alright, not all of it.  The point is, if we have offended you in anyway, we are truly sorry.  We suck, you don't...well maybe you do, but really that's not what we mean.  Look, we are just sorry that the word whore gets bastardized.  Carry on.